Saturday, September 23, 2006

You Wanted the Worst!!!

For your listening displeasure, I took the liberty of creating a list consisting of the ten absolute worst KISS songs. Each of these songs is unbearably awful in its own way. Some people might ask me "now why on earth would you spend your time doing such a thing?" To those I'll say only this: you just don't get it, do you?

1) I'm Gonna Love You (Peter Criss)
2) When You Wish Upon A Star (Gene Simmons)
3) Secretly Cruel (Asylum)
4) Lonely is the Hunter (Animalize)
5) Tossin' and Turnin' (Peter Criss)
6) Easy as it Seems (Unmasked)
7) The Street Giveth and the Street Taketh Away (Hot in the Shade)
8) When Your Walls Come Down (Crazy Nights)
9) Burn Bitch Burn (Animalize)
10) What Makes the World Go Round (Unmasked)


JohnnySweatpants said...

There are many others that didn't quite make the list such as Cadillac Dreams, Nowhere to Run, Bang Bang You.

Hey, how 'bout that Eric Carr outfit? Is that not the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen? Is that a bra?

JPX said...

It's as if Eric is saying, "Yep, that's right, I'm gay!"